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Well, as our xeric dai is busy in Dashain celebration, so I thought to help him by posting something. Hey guys I am not gonna post a proper articles, so you better don’t be too much excited hehehe, actually i am not ready yet for my article anyways i am thinking to post it and will try to post it soon.
Today I am going to post a funny stuff, its a forward message and may be many of you have already read it as I got from my friend as well and I thought to share it with you, my blogs friend who haven’t seen it. I hope it will bring a smile on your face, if u liked it then give a comment and if you didn’t liked it then just forget it alrigte. So here it goes.
You know you are a Nepali when……..
- You think Mustang is the name of a place.
- You look up when you hear an airplane.
- You point with your lips or with your middle finger.
- Whenever you meet someone you ask, “Have you had your food?” ( bhat khayao?)
- You meet someone in a movie hall and ask, “Have you come to watch a movie?” (Cinema herna ayeko?)
- You call all action movies “action pack”
- You meet an elder and he/she asks you, “when did you come back?”
- You know the three Ds of partying. i.e. - dance, drink and dangdung.
- You think all festivals mean relatives playing cards and getting drunk.
- You cannot drink without chicken chilly and momos.
- You think chicken chilly and momo are Nepali food.
- You are crossing a one way street and you have to check both sides. (daya ani baya )
- You get annoyed when people think you are from Naples.
- Your relatives give you money whenever you visit them. (even when you are 40)
- When you see a pair of slippers upside down ( ulta chappal) you have to turn it around.
- You don’t cut your nails at night. (Alas the devil might take You and your family)
- You feel you haven’t eaten if you havent had Bhath ( rice).
- You laugh at everything on Nepali TV but you still watch it.
- You don’t know that the buff you have been eating is actually short for buffalo.
- You have been dragged to a mandir on saraswati puja so that you will get good grades.
- You are not allowed to hum or sing while eating.
- Your grandma doesn’t let you whistle at night.
- You can’t date someone if you are not in love.
- You have a problem following rules and standing in line.
- You call anyone Rajesh Hamal if he has a long back-hair.
- You wait for someone going “tin - falaam – boraa - bottle” when you have loads of beer cans and bottles,
- You watch Korean movie and try to act like one,
- You miss those mountains you used to see the moment you opened your eyes in the morning.
- You go out for lunch/ dinner/ whatever in a group and look at the menu for half an hour and order the following:
- Momo
- Chowmein
- Fried rice
- Chicken chilly
- You think of Titaura and your saliva glands go wild!!
- You think Toyota Corolla is the no.1 car in the world!
- You can sing this song… “Super top, ma hun super top… ma luga lai seto paarchu…”
- You miss mango tart, wai wai instant noodles, rara and hattichhaap chappal.
- You are good at drunk driving, especially on motorcycles…
Good laugh anyways.
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